Best way to capture a male specimens soul.
Pheebes <3
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
14 hours ago with 14,123 notes
I really want a doughnut right now. I swear if someone brought me one right now they could have my first born child.
1 day ago with 2 notes
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BE VAIN AND BE UNASHAMED. LOVE YOURSELF FIERCELY AND TELL ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
1 day ago with 9,548 notes
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
1 day ago with 92,210 notes
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
1 day ago with 111,615 notes