if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
I really want a doughnut right now. I swear if someone brought me one right now they could have my first born child.
BE VAIN AND BE UNASHAMED. LOVE YOURSELF FIERCELY AND TELL ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers